Health Policy Enthusiast Gifts

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"Although it may be a simple procedure, keep in mind that it comes with the risk of being billed for a major operation."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

"It's a frustrating case. He's worth $16 mil and we can't find anything wrong with him."

Consultants Force to Route Referrals Through GP's to Save Money.

"Three out of four doctors get kickbacks for prescribing this drug."

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'They're seeking a third opinion...'

"Either we score some higher reimbursements rates...or we're going to have to punt."

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'This next song is for anyone who has been denied coverage for a pre-existing condition. . .'

"It's the health authority's new method for informing caregivers about our health condition."

Zika Funding

"If we have socialized medicine now, how come I'm not in the pink?"

"How long have you got? To answer that we'll have to run extensive tests on your health insurance."

Drive by

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

'Hoo boy. That's why you're not on my list - we thought Obamacare covered that.'

'You opted to be treated by charity.'

"The NHS is not in the business of curing people, doctor. We're in the business of keeping the tax payer alive."

"Nope. Your insurance won't cover any ounces of prevention."

The Lethal It-Was-Them Virus

'Princes have never been lower for medical procedures in the states.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Crisis Management

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

"Do you mind. . . ? We're trying to get an education here!!"

Vaccinated in the back

2020 - Vaccination Recommendation. . .2024 - Compulsory Vaccination

Lock Down

The Anti-Vaxer

Met police working LMCs on guidance to reduce GP abuse.

"Pay to see a GP! Don't they think we've got anything better to spend our money on?"

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