Medical Policy Enthusiast Gifts

"Pump vigorously if you feel a palpitation. We're still battling with your insurance company for a better pacemaker."

"A new kidney is no problem. Do you want to buy or lease?"

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Don't worry, I'll do all I can for you until your health insurance cancels you for getting sick.'

'Mark my words! If we physicians allow the establishment of a nursing profession...'

"He's all excited what we've done with health care reform!"

Malpractice Problems

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Backstabber Express: Trump

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

social services cuts

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Trickledown economics

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Surge Plans.

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

NHS recruitment.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

The Report from on High

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Consortia set to take over

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Anti-immigrant discourse