Health Policy Fanatic Gifts

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

The House gives the Senate a leaking GOP health plan.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Privatisation of the NHS

Consortia set to take over

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Annexe 8

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

The United States of Entropy

The Evolution of Trumpcare

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Sacking a unprofitable patient

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'

Man robbed by medical center.

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

Europe has too few vaccines

'I'm sorry, but only FOX NEWS is permitted. The hospital doesn't want you upset over stories on universal healthcare.'

'Okay - Who built this site?'