"You're not covered since breathing is considered a pre-existing condition."
Health Policy Junkie Gifts
Looking for a gift for the health policy junkie who’s always debating, reading, or advocating for better healthcare? Our collection of clever, thoughtful items celebrates their love for policy and reform, perfect for desk, living room, or their favorite classroom. Whether they’re a policy wonk or a healthcare hero in disguise, find playful and meaningful gifts that acknowledge their passion and dedication.
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
Single Prayer Health Insurance
'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'
About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...
"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."
Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.
Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.
'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'
We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.
'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'
'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'
'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'
Annexe 8
Consortia set to take over
"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."
'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'
'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'
"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."
Woman with exercise bike
The United States of Entropy
Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.
The Evolution of Trumpcare
"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."
"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."
"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"
Sacking a unprofitable patient
Benchwarmer.
Europe has too few vaccines
"I rise in opposition to this bill..."
Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).
DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply
'I'm sorry, but only FOX NEWS is permitted. The hospital doesn't want you upset over stories on universal healthcare.'
'Okay - Who built this site?'
Health Policy Junkie Gifts Collection
Health Policy Junkie Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for health policy junkies who love a good laugh or a clever quote to start their mornings.
Health Policy Junkie Pillows
Add a witty and cozy touch to any space with pillows that celebrate the health policy enthusiast in your life.
Health Policy Junkie Prints
Decorate with prints that combine humor and healthcare advocacy—ideal for the office or home for any policy-minded individual.
Health Policy Junkie T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt to showcase their health policy passion with humor and style—great for casual days or policy events.