Health Policy Nerd Gifts

Medical Bill

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'Okay - Who built this site?'

Plan B in USA: Judge rules that morning after pill have no age restriction.

'I don't like how this Obamacare thing fits me. I'd like to try your plan on for size.'

"Your medical insurance policy does not cover pre-existing organs."

"If this horrible election made him sick, why doesn't he go see a doctor?"

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Europe has too few vaccines

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'The recession is over, again.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Arrest Them Later

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Annexe 8

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Consortia set to take over

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

EU - Constitution

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"