Healthcare Policy Geek Gifts

Obama and Healthcare Reform.

Diminished Expectations

'The healthcare legislation has kicked in. You have an appointment with the masses.'

Required health insurance?

Mitt's OTHER running mate.

"Help! I need another rubber band!"

"Good boy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Tariffs"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

From Street Walker to Call Girl

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Tree of Public Opinion.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Annexe 8

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Consortia set to take over

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

The United States of Entropy

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"