Healthcare Policy Geek Pillows

Obama and Healthcare Reform.

'The healthcare legislation has kicked in. You have an appointment with the masses.'

Required health insurance?

Mitt's OTHER running mate.

"Help! I need another rubber band!"

"Good boy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Tree of Public Opinion.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Consortia set to take over

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Annexe 8

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."