Health Policy Geek Pillows

Annexe 8

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

The GOP repeal and replace plan trips them up.

"Good boy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

"Tariffs"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Tree of Public Opinion.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Consortia set to take over

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Benchwarmer.