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44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'Okay - Who built this site?'

Plan B in USA: Judge rules that morning after pill have no age restriction.

'I don't like how this Obamacare thing fits me. I'd like to try your plan on for size.'

"Your medical insurance policy does not cover pre-existing organs."

"If this horrible election made him sick, why doesn't he go see a doctor?"

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Europe has too few vaccines

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

'The recession is over, again.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Consortia set to take over

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Annexe 8

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

EU - Constitution

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'