Health Policy Junkie Pillows

"You're not covered since breathing is considered a pre-existing condition."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Consortia set to take over

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Annexe 8

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

Woman with exercise bike

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Benchwarmer.

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

Gym workout.

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."