Policy Junkie Pillows

'I have a health care issue.'

News Item: GOP congress revokes ban on mentally ill people buying firearms.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Oligarchy

"National security adviser"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

Meet the Enemy

E.U. Banking Union.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Laughingstock

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."