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'I have a health care issue.'

News Item: GOP congress revokes ban on mentally ill people buying firearms.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"National security adviser"

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

The economy.

Meet the Enemy

E.U. Banking Union.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Turkish Democracy

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

G7 Summit Concern

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