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"Here's my healthcare plan!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Consortia set to take over

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Annexe 8

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

The United States of Entropy

Woman with exercise bike

The Evolution of Trumpcare

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Benchwarmer.

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

'I'm sorry, but only FOX NEWS is permitted. The hospital doesn't want you upset over stories on universal healthcare.'

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."