Healthcare Policy Junkie T-Shirts

"Here's my healthcare plan!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

Annexe 8

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Consortia set to take over

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Woman with exercise bike

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Benchwarmer.

Europe has too few vaccines

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

'Okay - Who built this site?'

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply