Healthcare Reform Junkie T-Shirts

"Well...this is another fine mess you've gotten us into...!

'Tucker's insisting that being compelled to see the school nurse smacks of socialized medicine...'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Consortia set to take over

Annexe 8

Privatisation of the NHS

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Obama-Health care reform

Less Than Zero

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

The United States of Entropy

The Evolution of Trumpcare

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'