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Trump is out

"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."

'You clumsy idiot!!'

'Regular or not, sir, you can't claim this as your second home.'

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"Is this legal?"

"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."

"It'd be worse under a Labour government."

"Honey, the Malcontents are here."

Nigel Paul Farage

Brexit Battles

Scottish Court Rules Against Johnson's Proroguing of Parliament.

"We have a fourth brother, admit no evil, but he left the group for a career in politics.."

'Don't worry if you don't know the rules -- we're making it up as we go along ...'

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

"I think it was an election year."

"It's a full-bodied wine with hints of acrimony, partisanship, and moral outrage."

"He tells it like it is."

'I'm not so sure about this 'life, liberty and pursuit of happiness' bit. Whaddya say we look at some polling numbers first?'

"No comment for now, but there'll be a press leak at five."

Tony Blair.

'First time working on a government ship?'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

Santa running for office: 'At last, a politician we can trust!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'I think I see the problem,,,'

'Congress presented its report on simplifying the tax code today - it's 4,385 pages long.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Job Creation Scheme.

Uncle Sam and health care.

'Our goal is to eliminate tax loopholes... so from now on they'll be called donut holes.'

Election over.

'How about I give a little, you give a little, we come up with something no one likes, and call it a day.'

Fiscal Cliff Drive.