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Trump is out

"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."

'You clumsy idiot!!'

'Regular or not, sir, you can't claim this as your second home.'

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"Is this legal?"

"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."

Brexit Battles

Nigel Paul Farage

"Honey, the Malcontents are here."

"It'd be worse under a Labour government."

Scottish Court Rules Against Johnson's Proroguing of Parliament.

"We have a fourth brother, admit no evil, but he left the group for a career in politics.."

'Don't worry if you don't know the rules -- we're making it up as we go along ...'

"I think it was an election year."

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

"It's a full-bodied wine with hints of acrimony, partisanship, and moral outrage."

"He tells it like it is."

'I'm not so sure about this 'life, liberty and pursuit of happiness' bit. Whaddya say we look at some polling numbers first?'

"No comment for now, but there'll be a press leak at five."

'First time working on a government ship?'

Tony Blair.

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

Santa running for office: 'At last, a politician we can trust!'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'I think I see the problem,,,'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Job Creation Scheme.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Uncle Sam and health care.

'Congress presented its report on simplifying the tax code today - it's 4,385 pages long.'

Election over.

'Our goal is to eliminate tax loopholes... so from now on they'll be called donut holes.'

'How about I give a little, you give a little, we come up with something no one likes, and call it a day.'

Richard Nixon.