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Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.
"Good boy."
"You're fired."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
They're Not Just That Into It
Torturing the English Language
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
Neo-International Law
UK border controls relaxed.
Oligarchy
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.
'If only every year was an election year.'
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Political convention
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
Meet the Enemy
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
Our Two Parties, Explained
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
Trump Poutine
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
Turkish Democracy
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
G7 Summit Concern
"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
Laughingstock
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
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