Political Junkie Survivor Pillows

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Good boy."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Political convention

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

G7 Summit Concern

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Laughingstock

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Turkish Democracy

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Trump Poutine

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'