Political Junkies Pillows

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."

Congress is on a cliff edge with social security and medicare.

'Sure I'm depressed. I'm the senior senator from my state and the junior senator already has more conflicts of interest.'

'Where did you expect he'd be?'

British Citizens ride a UKIP roller coaster.

'Just watch the road and look straight ahead'

Keep the country clean.

Subcontracts with America.

The End of Lockdown

"Hello everyone, this week's lecture is all about Chaos Theory..."

Cash for honours: 'Suit you, sir - Oooh, suit you!"

'Only 25 of me likes the mainstream G.O.P candidates, 25 of me likes the democratic candidates, which leaves 50 of me, that would be open to a third party or independent candidate.'

Kim Jong-un is deaf to the world's complaints about his nuclear program.

'I've developed a new cable for congressional press conferences. I call it fibber optics.'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

'Heck, we're out here anyway.'

"Radical right or radical left?"

"Like many Americans, I allowed myself to believe the mainstream media’s distorted, dystopian portrait of President Trump. I no longer hold this belief..."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"In that film, the two leading actors were for Obama, but the director and the producer support Clinton."

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

Clinton's Ides of April

Bingham for District 3 - A loathing for ethnic and gender-based humor,

Bob Dole's Post Cards from the Edge

"Look, I watched bush for his first hundred days and now I'm trying to take a nap, O.K."

Decision, Decisions, Decisions.

"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"No, no. The Great Wall of China is over there. That's the health-care bill."

The Presidency Ages You

"I literally don't know anything."

MAGA

"$2 per week isn't much of an allowance, Pop. When will I be old enough to get a cash rebate from Trump?"

Trump Trials 2024