Political Junkies Gifts

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."

Congress is on a cliff edge with social security and medicare.

'Sure I'm depressed. I'm the senior senator from my state and the junior senator already has more conflicts of interest.'

British Citizens ride a UKIP roller coaster.

'Just watch the road and look straight ahead'

'Where did you expect he'd be?'

Keep the country clean.

The End of Lockdown

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

Cash for honours: 'Suit you, sir - Oooh, suit you!"

"Hello everyone, this week's lecture is all about Chaos Theory..."

Subcontracts with America.

'Heck, we're out here anyway.'

Kim Jong-un is deaf to the world's complaints about his nuclear program.

'Only 25 of me likes the mainstream G.O.P candidates, 25 of me likes the democratic candidates, which leaves 50 of me, that would be open to a third party or independent candidate.'

'I've developed a new cable for congressional press conferences. I call it fibber optics.'

Democrats in the Year 2525

Bush's War on Ambiguity

Don't Worry, it's Joe Biden

Hillary Fixes the Housing Crisis

Hate Hate Hate

People Who Bother You in Bathrooms

It's Not like Progressives Are Exactly Suffering Because They Didn't Support Hillary Clinton

Kamala Harris: Two Great Candidates in One!

Oprah 2020

Not Funny

"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."

Decision, Decisions, Decisions.

"Look, I watched bush for his first hundred days and now I'm trying to take a nap, O.K."

Bingham for District 3 - A loathing for ethnic and gender-based humor,

Clinton's Ides of April

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

"In that film, the two leading actors were for Obama, but the director and the producer support Clinton."

"$2 per week isn't much of an allowance, Pop. When will I be old enough to get a cash rebate from Trump?"