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U.s. Political Junkie Gifts
Looking for a gift for your U.S. political junkie friend or family member? Explore our collection of playful and clever products that capture their love for politics. From humorous mugs to bold t-shirts, our items are perfect for anyone who follows the news and loves a good debate. Show your support for their interest with gifts that are as sharp and engaging as they are.
"Good boy."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"You're fired."
They're Not Just That Into It
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
Neo-International Law
UK border controls relaxed.
She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Oligarchy
'If only every year was an election year.'
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Political convention
Meet the Enemy
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
Our Two Parties, Explained
Trump Poutine
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
Turkish Democracy
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
G7 Summit Concern
"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
Laughingstock
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
U.s. Political Junkie Gifts Collection
U.s. Political Junkie Mugs
Discover our collection of U.S. political junkie mugs filled with witty slogans and clever designs—start their mornings with a laugh.
U.s. Political Junkie Pillows
Find amusing and witty political pillows that bring a humorous edge to any space—great for relaxing or adding personality to their room.
U.s. Political Junkie Prints
Browse our selection of political prints, ideal for decorating a home or office with a touch of humor and political insight.
U.s. Political Junkie T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts for political enthusiasts—bold, funny, and perfect for expressing their passion for U.S. politics.