Spent it all on the primaries.
Campaign Junkies Gifts
Looking for a gift for your campaign junkie friend or loved one? Discover our collection of clever and fun products that capture the excitement and dedication of campaign enthusiasts. From humorous mugs to quirky t-shirts, our creative selection makes it easy to find something that resonates with their passion for campaigning.
Scott Walker for President
"You're fired."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Good boy."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
They're Not Just That Into It
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
UK border controls relaxed.
Neo-International Law
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.
Oligarchy
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
'If only every year was an election year.'
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Political convention
Meet the Enemy
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
G7 Summit Concern
Turkish Democracy
Our Two Parties, Explained
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
Trump Poutine
Laughingstock
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'
Campaign Junkies Gifts Collection
Campaign Junkies Mugs
Explore our collection of campaign-themed mugs and find the perfect gift for the campaign junkie who loves starting the day with a laugh.
Campaign Junkies Pillows
Find humorous campaign pillows that add personality and comfort to any campaign office or living room.
Campaign Junkies Prints
Check out our creative prints celebrating campaign junkies. Great for inspiring their workspace or home decor with a humorous touch.
Campaign Junkies T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts designed for campaign enthusiasts. Perfect for making a statement at rallies or casual outings with the team.