Campaign Junkies Mugs

Spent it all on the primaries.

Scott Walker for President

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

They're Not Just That Into It

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Oligarchy

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Political convention

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

G7 Summit Concern

Turkish Democracy

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'