Super Pacs to Political Campaigns: '...WHE-EE-EEE...!'
Campaign Finance Junkie Gifts
Looking for a gift for your campaign finance junkie? Our collection features clever, creative products that celebrate their political enthusiasm with humor and style. Whether they’re passionate about reform or just love the drama of elections, these items speak their language and make great conversation starters.
"Good boy."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"You're fired."
They're Not Just That Into It
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
Neo-International Law
UK border controls relaxed.
She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Oligarchy
'If only every year was an election year.'
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Political convention
Meet the Enemy
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
Our Two Parties, Explained
Trump Poutine
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
Turkish Democracy
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
G7 Summit Concern
"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
Laughingstock
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
Campaign Finance Junkie Gifts Collection
Campaign Finance Junkie Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that speak to campaign finance junkies—perfect for their morning brew and political banter.
Campaign Finance Junkie Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever campaign finance graphics that make a fun statement in any room.
Campaign Finance Junkie Prints
Browse our selection of prints that celebrate the world of finance and politics with humor and style—ideal for any political enthusiast.
Campaign Finance Junkie T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for campaign finance fans who want to wear their political passions with pride and humor.