Election Junkie Gifts

Put me down for whoever comes out ahead in your poll.

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'Flying pig in glass case. Sign reads: Break glass in the event of Tory victory.'

"Callahan, get off my coattails!"

Long after losing the election, Fred Gort continued to campaign, thus making a mockery of those reporters who had labelled him "the-I-don't-care candidate."

'Why are we not brimming over with self-confidence..?'

"Hey, security?. . . Still have that airbag outside?. . .There's another one that worked the Iowa Caucus headed your way."

'Campaign promises aren't working. So we're replacing them with superpac pledge drives.'

'Am I the only one getting a little tired of all the Republican campaign bickering?'

"$390 million campaign donations? Is that enough to win?'

Ron Paul campaign.

"There's a 75% probability that the election will go one way or the other, but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

Trump. "I'm fired"

Boy is my face red!

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Daring

VOX in the Spanish electoral scene

Man who lost an election chooses chocolate from 'deselection box'.

'The other candidates left Michael to enjoy a victory toast...'

'I have to admit...Newt concerns me! What if he gets elected...and then leaves me for a much younger country?!'

The Comeback Kid

Rock and a Hard Place

The Harper Government

Nick Clegg.

'I made so much money betting on the Labour party to win the election that I was able to become a Conservative!'

EU.

"Senator Spector has left the Grand Old Party..."

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe the plumber? Remember sex?'

'Who do you think won the debate, sir -- the experienced senator or the trailer-trash floozy?'

"There are 250 million people in the country - is this the best we can do?"

"I like a good fight!"

McCain Wins Republican Nomination

A man wearing 3D glasses watches a party political broadcast in 3D.

Well, the voters have spoken and it's time for you to shut up.

Running for Democratic nomination please help.