Election Junkie Prints

Put me down for whoever comes out ahead in your poll.

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'Flying pig in glass case. Sign reads: Break glass in the event of Tory victory.'

"Callahan, get off my coattails!"

Long after losing the election, Fred Gort continued to campaign, thus making a mockery of those reporters who had labelled him "the-I-don't-care candidate."

Ron Paul campaign.

'The other candidates left Michael to enjoy a victory toast...'

"$390 million campaign donations? Is that enough to win?'

'Am I the only one getting a little tired of all the Republican campaign bickering?'

'Campaign promises aren't working. So we're replacing them with superpac pledge drives.'

'Why are we not brimming over with self-confidence..?'

'I have to admit...Newt concerns me! What if he gets elected...and then leaves me for a much younger country?!'

The Comeback Kid

Rock and a Hard Place

The Harper Government

Nick Clegg.

'I made so much money betting on the Labour party to win the election that I was able to become a Conservative!'

EU.

"Senator Spector has left the Grand Old Party..."

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe the plumber? Remember sex?'

'Who do you think won the debate, sir -- the experienced senator or the trailer-trash floozy?'

"There are 250 million people in the country - is this the best we can do?"

"I like a good fight!"

McCain Wins Republican Nomination

A man wearing 3D glasses watches a party political broadcast in 3D.

Well, the voters have spoken and it's time for you to shut up.

Running for Democratic nomination please help.

Trump as an obese turtle on its back

"I'm for Dole, the cockeyed optimist."

Trump Duelling with Bananas

"Hey, security?. . . Still have that airbag outside?. . .There's another one that worked the Iowa Caucus headed your way."

The pollsters turning up for the elections

"We can't stand silently hearing any more political claptrap, the elephants' have left the rooms!"

"There's a 75% probability that the election will go one way or the other, but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

Man who lost an election chooses chocolate from 'deselection box'.