Campaign Junkie T-Shirts

"He has a spotless record - 12 arrests, no convictions."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'I was never a big fan of running, anyway.'

Hillary harvests planted questions in her victory garden.

The GOP Presidential Hoopla Parade.

"Listen, I don't want war! I don't want your first-born either! I just want to make a good life from your taxed and thanks to well-invested bribe money and a lavish deputy's pension move down south at the age of 45! So c'mon, vote for me, goddamn!"

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

They're Not Just That Into It

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Oligarchy

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Trump Poutine

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

G7 Summit Concern

Turkish Democracy