Campaign Trail Junkie T-Shirts

Damn Bernie Sanders Has Had It, Goddammit

Donald Trump

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

They're Not Just That Into It

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'If only every year was an election year.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Political convention

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Turkish Democracy

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

G7 Summit Concern

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Trump Poutine

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Barack Obama's To Do list.

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.