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Barack Obama on Stilts.

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

They're Not Just That Into It

Torturing the English Language

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Oligarchy

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Political convention

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Turkish Democracy

G7 Summit Concern

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump Poutine

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023