Public Policy Fanatic Gifts

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

Trickledown economics

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Surge Plans.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

The Department of Lessons Learned...

NHS recruitment.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Anti-immigrant discourse

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

'I'd rather be right than President, but I don't insist on it.'