Health Politics Gifts

'They're hemorrhaging cash...get some contracts for a transfusion . . . Now!'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Consortia set to take over

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

An Arm and a Leg.

Annexe 8

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Man robbed by medical center.

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

'The NHS is less of a 'cradle to grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered stopping off at a couple of cashpoints on the way'!'

Europe has too few vaccines

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.