Healthcare Critique Aficionado Gifts

'Well he may be dead, but if it's any compensation the NHS is the envy of the world!'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

Have you drugged your child today?

Republican Healthcare

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

Meds Toast

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."