Healthcare Decision Enthusiast Mugs

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Healthy Patients Only

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Get well soon!

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"You call all this a side effect?"

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Fork in the trail.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Drug vending machines at hospital.