Reflecting On Life Choices Gifts

"Well, so much for antioxidants."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

37 years in the same position.

"Call me?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

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'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Desk at the Horizon

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."