Reflecting On Life Choices Prints

"Well, so much for antioxidants."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

37 years in the same position.

"Call me?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

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"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Desk at the Horizon

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"I've lost my mojo."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."