Life Challenges Gifts

I don't mind it when life throws me a curve -- It's the beanballs I can't stand!

Eldrow

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Courage. Love.

Tic-tac-toe

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Prawn Amend

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Business Sisyphus

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Happy Days are here again

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Discomfort zone.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

PEP TALKS!

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Sorry, Dad."

Life gives you lemons

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say we're pursuing bankruptcy. It's more like bankruptcy is pursuing us."

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"