Life Challenges Pillows

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Courage. Love.

Tic-tac-toe

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Prawn Amend

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Business Sisyphus

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Happy Days are here again

Discomfort zone.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

PEP TALKS!

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Sorry, Dad."

Life gives you lemons

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say we're pursuing bankruptcy. It's more like bankruptcy is pursuing us."

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"