Life Change Explorer Gifts

'I'm in this 23 step...' 'Those programmes are so annoying...' 'My group is 14 steps...'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

How?

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

The meaning of life...

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

Maze life.

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'