Life Transition Explorer Gifts

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Doubt or Certainy

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

PastFuture.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'As a matter of fact, I can offer you another career option.'

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

How?

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'