Life Transition Explorer Gifts

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Doubt or Certainy

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

PastFuture.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

'As a matter of fact, I can offer you another career option.'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

How?

'Rock of Ages'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"