Relationship Crossroads Gifts

"I suppose I can wait a few more minutes before breaking up with him."

The fate of the emigrant

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Romance

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"You've changed."

Couples' therapy

'Great Therapy!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"We don't talk anymore."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

The Map of the Human Heart