Quantum Quandary Lover Pillows

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Arc Light: Wave Division and Particle Division.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

'Maybe we should start a profit scaring scheme?'

Atom Supply Co.

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Nano a nano

Cat playing with string (theory).

'I should mention that since we last met John has achieved singularity.'

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?