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Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'