Quantum Quizzler Pillows

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

The Physicist is in

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Funky Facts: Football.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Do Guns Kill?

"What would you like me to play next?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Schrodinger's kittens

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Time Travel Research Lab

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."