Quantum Quizzers Pillows

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

"Are you real?"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Schrodinger's kittens

Time Travel Research Lab

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.