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"Galaxies, particles, rays, waves...I've never actually seen anything I'm really interested in."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Hair Crop Circle

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Time Travel Research Lab

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Hog Futures

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'