Quantum Curious Gifts

"Galaxies, particles, rays, waves...I've never actually seen anything I'm really interested in."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Hair Crop Circle

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Time Travel Research Lab

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Hog Futures

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'