Quantum Curiosity Gifts

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Hog Futures

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Time Travel Research Lab

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'