Quantum Curiosity Prints

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Time Travel Research Lab

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Hog Futures

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.