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"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

Cat Video Cinema.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Blue wine

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

The pilgrimage begins

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

"Have you met my wing man?"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."