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Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Imagine

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'You reek of crackers.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

Cat Video Cinema.

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

Blue wine

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

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"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"Have you met my wing man?"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'