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"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

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'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Rocks The Vote

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

New-Age junk diet.

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

No shoes, No shirt, No Service.

If symptoms persist sue your doctor.

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

"Please don't call me names because you're feeling down in the mouth."

Dead ducks